February 2012
92 posts
Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love The Hunger Games!
Me:
Fan:
Me:
Fan: Hello? Well I know you've been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I've been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I'll just-
Me: I'VE DONE MY WAITING.
Fan: Wha-
Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
Fan: But it hasn't even been ou-
Me: IN AZKABAN.
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Alright so Delirium literally just ripped my heart...
I totally have a life outside of fictional characters
“Thomas Edison’s last words were ‘It’s very beautiful over there’. I don’t know...”
– John Green, Looking for Alaska (via smited)
"YOUR PASSWORD IS TOO WEAK."
fatpeoplemakesmehappy:
me: i'll do homework
tumblr: get in loser we're going fangirling
