Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
If Fe is the symbol for iron, then Female...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
action-bastard: A depiction of what designers in the 30’s thought fashion would look like in the year 2000.
allthingsanonymous: omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
A conversation with my publisher's marketing...
cassandraclare: Them: We were thinking of making rings. Me: Rings? Them: Like the Herondale ring, the Morgenstern ring, the Carstairs ring . . for giveaways. Me: How many rings? Them: We were thinking nine. Me: You’re going to make nine rings? Them: Yes…? Me: Can you make me one Ring to rule them all? Them: Um…. Me: Well, it was worth a shot.
we're watching the Chamber of Secrets, and my...