December 2011
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Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
If Fe is the symbol for iron, then Female...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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Watchaction-bastard:
A depiction of what designers in the 30’s thought fashion would look like in the year 2000.
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allthingsanonymous:
omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
A conversation with my publisher's marketing...
cassandraclare:
Them: We were thinking of making rings.
Me: Rings?
Them: Like the Herondale ring, the Morgenstern ring, the Carstairs ring . . for giveaways.
Me: How many rings?
Them: We were thinking nine.
Me: You’re going to make nine rings?
Them: Yes…?
Me: Can you make me one Ring to rule them all?
Them: Um….
Me: Well, it was worth a shot.
we're watching the Chamber of Secrets, and my...
